Archive for April, 2009

Top 8 Performance Night: Things Could Only Get Better, Right?

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

After last week’s disaster/fiasco/catastrophe, things could only go up. Way up. Year You Were Born, however, wasn’t quite a masterpiece of a night. It had its high – and low – points, but a smooth ride? Nope. Not even close. Still, in Idol-land, all we fans can ask for is a semi-decent night. Last night was that, but not much more.

Best of the night, by a pretty far margin, was Adam Lambert. The ridiculous lighting for Mad World aside, everything came together for Adam tonight: his vocals were up to the job, he was able to connect with the song’s emotions, and he didn’t let the theatrics get in the way of the music. Easily Adam’s best performance of the season, and possibly the most well-rounded one of the season to date.

Second-best, by a pretty decent margin herself, was Allison Iraheta. Her vocals are always going to be on; she made a pretty good song choice as well. It was an emotionally loaded song that she pulled off with the requisite amounts of believability; this was perfectly, and completely, believable. Well done.

Anoop Desai is reminding us a lot of Phil Stacey from Season Six: when he’s good, he’s very good – but he is just as capable of dropping a clunker. Fortunately for us, he was in the former mode this week. It was a solid, well-sung performance. It didn’t quite have the special “X-factor” that elevated both Allison and Adam, but it was well-executed and pretty good to listen to.

Matt Giraud and Danny Gokey faced a similar problem: they were both saddled with difficult, complex, bordering on the nonsensical arrangements that did them no favors. This was the Idol equivalent of walking into a gunfight with a spork. On pure vocals, Matt was probably a little better, but he also had, by far, the worse arrangement. More often than not, despite his okay signing, he had me scratching my head thinking, “what was that?”. There’s a lot of your-mileage-may-vary for these two – as it is, both can only be put in the “okay” category, and some might say I’m being a bit generous.

From there, though, it gets a little ugly. Kris Allen had the momentum coming into this week… but lost an awful lot of it this week. Memo to all future Idol contestants – this idea of starting in a mini-stage in the mosh pit is dumb beyond words. It didn’t work for Matt last week, and it didn’t work this week for Kris either. It was competently executed, but there was a vague paint-by-numbers feeling to it. There was no excitement, no passion, no emotion. Musical wallpaper is how I’d describe it.

Lil Rounds… oh boy. What in the world was that? Has Lil made one good song choice since the finals? Again: she couldn’t sing as well, or as artfully, as the original (Tina Turner). It was just an utterly dull, meandering performance that was, well, nothing. Easily her worst performance to date.

And then we get to Scott Macintyre. It’s never a good idea to sing a song that has any connotations of ending, finishing, etcetera, on Idol. It’s tempting the Idol gods, to be honest. And boy, did they come down hard on Scott. The electric guitar was just… out of place. And then we get to the vocals… no. Just no. He did his best, I’m sure, but this was a clear disaster.

Tempting the Idol gods: The “obvious” pick to get eliminated is Scott. He’s been steadily slipping throughout the finals, showed up in the bottom three two weeks ago, and turned in a complete and utter trainwreck Tuesday night to boot.

However… there’s a distinct possibility that the Mighty Mouse effect could be in play here. The only real solid fanbases right now that are strong enough that I won’t call vulnerable is Adam’s and maybe Danny’s. They’re not going to end up in the bottom three. The rest of the field is weak enough that they can be beaten by Idol voting patterns, regardless of how good or bad they are.

While it may be possible, I don’t think it’s probable here. If Scott had showed any signs of becoming more competitive, I’d be more open to the possibility of one – but right now, I think Scott’s fanbase is so weak that frantic power-voting or not, he’s going home.

Just like last week, the more interesting story is in who ends up beside Scott. The obvious suspect here might well be Lil, who has been just that bit better than Scott so far – but not by much. However, if DialIdol is to be believed, Anoop and Kris might find themselves in danger there – both, in fact, are lower than Scott in their ratings. DI isn’t the be-all-and-end-all of Idol predictions.

Kris might not be strong enough to escape the bottom three, but one so-so performance is probably not going to send him home. Meanwhile, Anoop was actually pretty good last night, so him going out right now seems unlikely too. Given the wide margin-of-error this week, I’m not as convinced of DI’s utility this week.

So, ultimately, the pick is:

Scott Macintyre to go home.

Top 9 Performance Night: April Snooze Day

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Due to the wonders of timezones and the International Date Line, this week’s episode of American Idol came to us on April Fool’s Day. Unfortunately, this week’s singing felt like a prank that had gone awry.

The only one who really shined was Kris Allen. He may not have had a lot of hype coming into this week, but Ain’t No Sunshine fixed that perfectly. His singing was spot-on; he connected with the audience and the song’s emotions. Kris isn’t a vocal powerhouse, but he definitely made the best of what he does have. This week and last were both very, very good for Kris – he is rapidly becoming the person to watch out for in this field.

Adam was, well, Adam. He does what he does very, very well. (And kudos to him for singling out Rickey Minor for praise.) Over the top, as usual, but subtlety is not usually part of the Adam Lambert performance. Overall, it was pretty entertaining, and better than most this week, but – Mick Jagger? Steven Tyler? Really? That’s a stretch, to put it mildly. Somewhere between okay and good, but not worthy of the comparisons and praise it’s getting from Paula and Kara.

Danny Gokey’s version of What Hurts the Most. It’s a pretty emotional song, and Danny was able to express that pretty well. That said, the vocals were not that good. The power was not there; he was straining in far too many parts. It was a great effort, but the singing was just not good enough for this to get ranked any higher.

Scott Macintyre made a good song choice in Billy Joel’s Just The Way You Are. Of course, it would have sounded better if Scott hadn’t given the AC treatment to just about all of his performances to date. He was able to connect with the song and gave a decent version of it – however, there’s a catch. It didn’t do much to hide his basic flaws of limited range and power – he did what he could, but he’s just not as good.

Allison Iraheta made the classic mistake of picking a song she liked as opposed to something that suited her. Don’t Speak isn’t a song which, in our opinion, doesn’t translate well live. Note to future Idol contestants: avoid this song. Please. Allison’s vocals were okay, not great, but there was only so much she could do with this song. While the judges spent too much time talking about her wardrobe, I have to agree it was a bit much. Decent vocals with, well, clashing visuals all put her right in the Mediocre Middle.

Doing Celine Dion on the Idol stage is… ambitious, to say the least. Unfortunately, it was yet another case of being too ambitious for Lil Rounds. The glory notes did show off Lil’s power, but the rest of it was bordering on the terrible. Lil is definitely not playing to her strengths. It doesn’t help that she loves to pick songs by very good singers, but she’s not quite in the same league vocally. She’s not in danger right now, but if she keeps up at this level she’ll be gone sooner rather than later.

I know the song is called You Found Me, but I didn’t realize that much of the song had just as lyrics. I’m not familiar enough with the original to compare, but what I do know is that there was nothing compelling about Matt Giraud’s performance. Wooden, middling vocals, no connection to the audience… he’s taken whatever gains he had from So Small and utterly thrown it away. And starting in the mosh pit, but with a keyboard? What was that?

Anoop Desai has a good enough voice to avoid major trainwrecks – in won’t have people at home cringing in horror at how bad the singing is. However, that’s no assurance of the overall performance making sense. Anoop just hasn’t figured out how to do a “fast” song yet – when he does, he crashes and burns. Badly. This was at about the same level as Beat It a few weeks ago – if anything, it was even worse. Ouch.

Worst of the night was Megan Joy. She pulled the “song I really love” line again… with predictably bad results. At this stage, I don’t know if there’s really anything she can do decently – she’s not that good a singer, and even if she was she’s too quirky to pick songs for easily. Whatever the case, she was definitely the worst of the night.

Overall, it was easily the worst night of the finals. Only one really good, high-quality performance from Kris; a couple of okay-to-good ones from Adam and Danny; a lot of so-so songs, and Anoop and Megan occupying the cellar with strange song choices. Setting aside Kris’s great performance, I couldn’t help but thinking something along the lines of, “that was it?” There was an awful lot of musical wallpaper that could put listeners to sleep if they were tired after a long day.

They never make it easy, do they: With relatively few good performances this week, the number of people I’d call truly safe would fall essentially into two categories: those with large, pre-existing fanbases and those who were at the very top of their game. This week, the total membership of the truly safe group is three: Adam Lambert, Danny Gokey, and Kris Allen. Anyone else could visit the bottom 3 and I’d find it completely plauisble.

That said, our pick to go home is Megan. Her uniqueness and quirks may have won her fans right at the start, but the four performances since the finals have been the Idol version of Chinese water torture for a fanbase. You can’t perform that poorly for a month and not lose fans – or, at least, lose ground to other fanbases.

The real shocker could be who’s standing beside her. Matt Giraud already made his bottom three appearance last week, so he could be the beneficiary of a bounce this week – his bad performance notwithstanding. Don’t be surprised to see Anoop or Scott take their spot beside Megan – they’re both a little vulnerable right now, and Anoop has not been in the bottom group before. A shock boot is probably not in the cards, but a warning shot probably is.

The Idol Guy pick: Megan Joy to go home.