Archive for February, 2010

Top 24 Results: A Surprise, But Not Without Reason

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Controversy and shock exits are part of Idol. Usually, however, it takes a few weeks for something in that department to happen. This year? Surprise right out of the gate.

Let’s break down all the boots. Ashley Rodriguez was something of a surprise, but largely because I read the tea leaves wrong: I put her safe thinking that her fanbase (as measured by the Twitter/Facebook/MySpace numbers) would be enough to delay her exit by at least one week. Unfortunately, I forgot one of my basic rules making that pick: the Idolsphere != the Idol voting base. Ooops. On pure merit alone, she deserved to go home – although if that was the deciding factor, more than two girls could have gone home.

The story was the same for Janell Wheeler. Let’s be blunt: both Ashley and Janell were trainwrecks. True, they weren’t the absolute worst – Haeley had that dubious spot – but they stank. If you stink, you usually get sent home. I was wrong on my picks, but I don’t mind too much – neither boot was really too outrageous.

As for the guys… this is what happens when you have a genuine trainwreck episode. The What Not to Sing numbers aren’t in yet, but it’s going to be ugly. (Hello, Tim Urban.) This early in the season, without the fanbases solidified yet, if the viewers at home don’t see anything really worthwhile to vote for, the preshow fanbases come into play – and there are lots of factors that come into play there that don’t include singing. Essentially, it comes down whether enough people like Contestant X or not.

Unfortunately, both Tyler Grady and Joe Munoz had issues in this department. Joe Munoz had practically been unheard from before the show. With a lot of hindsight, it’s easy to see that Tyler could have rubbed people the wrong way. My view that Tyler was good is clearly something of a minority view, so let’s put Tyler and Joe at about midcard in terms of overall performance (in the eyes of the wider Idol voting audience.) That made them vulnerable if something odd happened. And it did.

They both ran into the mother of all Sesame Street effects. With so many trainwrecks, there were a lot of power voters energized to vote to “Save Contestant X!” Neither Joe nor Tyler got that. Joe was essentially anonymous. Tyler was okay, but not so overwhelmingly good that he had the uncommitted voters breaking his way. He didn’t really have people who voted for him just because they found him likable (think, say, Andrew Garcia). It’s not really a shock vote. It’s a surprise, too, but both found themselves in the middle of the perfect Idol storm of bad singing from others, being not as likable as the rest of the field, and the fluke of the calendar (this probably would not have happened any other week except this one.)

What should we expect next week? The big question mark is whether the pimped favorites – Katie Stevens and Andrew Garcia – really are worthy of their supposed favorite status. Neither really distinguished themselves this week; they’ll be under severe pressure to succeed this week. I would not be surprised if one of them does not make it into the top 12.

Here’s something to keep in mind. Almost every year, someone stands out head and shoulders over the rest of the field  in their first week. Sometimes it’s someone we hadn’t heard before (case in point: Allison Iraheta), sometimes it’s a favorite confirming why they were a favorite in the first place. This year? None of that. NFL-style parity has arrived on American Idol.

Top 12 Guys: One Rough Ride

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

The preseason buzz had the girls being worse than the guys this year. Based on last night, we’d have to agree. That might have less to do with the girls being good and more with the guys being utter disasters, though. Wednesday night was one of the most cringeworthy episodes in recent memory.

I’ve heaped a lot of praise on persons “making songs their own”. Todrick Hall, though, went a wee bit too far. If you’re going to go change a song that drastically, you’d better have the chops to make it work. Whether its good vocals, or connecting emotionally with an audience, you have to make the audience forget the original exists. Doing that with Kelly Clarkson, of all people, on the Idol stage? Todrick had to be really, really good to get away with that. But he wasn’t. He was okay,  but not much more than that. The reaction to him was, “what on earth was that?”, not “wow, that was really good.” He reminds me a lot of the previous night’s leadoff singer, who also sang competently but chose the wrong song to sing.

Aaron Kelly didn’t really sing poorly, but he didn’t exactly sing well either. To use one of my favorite phrases when it comes to so-so performances: it was musical wallpaper. It was decent, but not really anything I’d call memorable. It was just there. That said, it was one of the better performances of the night, which is saying something.

Whatever the girls were drinking last night that made them pick songs so poorly, Jermaine Sellers had some too. The song and arrangement didn’t particularly make sense, and the judges were right: he was trying too hard. The singing was iffy at best, but worse for Jermaine it felt entirely emotionally disconnected. He could have been reading the lyrics off a teleprompter. One odd thing about all the older comments: the song dates from 1988, and was popularized in 1990. It’s not that old by Idol standards.

Tim Urban is here only because Chris Golightly was, well, an idiot. Unlike last year’s last-minute replacement, Felicia Barton, who proved she should have advanced in the first place, Tim showed exactly why he got cut. One word: disaster. Two words: utter mess. Kris Allen couldn’t make Apologize all that palatable last year, and Tim wasn’t anywhere near in that category. Bad vocals, poor song choice… no. Just no.

For Joe Munoz, you could take everything I said about Aaron Kelly and repeat it. He was better than Aaron Kelly, but just as uninteresting.

The judges have been noticably saner this year. Maybe it’s because without Paula around, there’s nothing in the Coke cups anymore. Tyler Grady sang pretty well, and truth be told he was probably one of the best of the night. There was just a trace of trying too hard, and while I don’t completely agree with the judges, I can see why they said why they said.

We haven’t had a real love-it-or-hate-it contestant yet among the guys. Lee Dwyze might be it. Half of people are going to love his laid-back, casual vibe. The other half will think it’s vocally lazy. Truthfully, it’s somewhere in between – I’ll be interested to see what he comes up with next week. Still, he did exactly what he set out to do, and you could do a lot worse in the top 24. Minor aside: is it just me, or he looks just like Tory Belleci from Mythbusters?

John Park…. where do we begin? It was just not good. Heck, it was quite bad. Dull, dreary, sleep-inducing… it wasn’t quite a trainwreck, but in some ways it was worse: it was utterly dull.

From everything we’ve seen, Michael Lynche is a nice guy. He should have some friends advising him, right? Someone should have told him he could have done much better. It wasn’t a bad song, and overall Michael was better than most of the guys this night. Not much of a complement, but it is one. Still, the song was not particularly a big challenge, and it didn’t highlight his strengths – whatever they were.

Alex Lambert has to be one of the most nervous contestants in the history of Idol. That’s saying something. The vocals were awful, the stage presence was awkward… poor Alex was clearly out of his league. There was nothing he could do.

Casey James was good, but not as good as most people seem to think. It was a polished performance, but like Michael earlier it wasn’t particularly challenging, and for an emotional song it was strangely wooden in parts. Let’s not even mention the fact that Casey seems to be another eye-effer. Oh boy.

Like the girls night, the pimp spot went to one of the preseason favorites – Andrew Garcia. I’m not seeing the appeal here either. Again, he seems to be a nice, perfectly ordinary guy. The singing, however, was neither good nor bad. Very middle of the road, to be honest. Apparently, Andrew’s done this very same song on Youtube. There’s some logic to picking a song you’re already familiar with, but what plays well on Youtube sometimes doesn’t translate well to the bigger stage.

So how do we rank the top 12 guys?

  1. Tyler Grady
  2. Casey James
  3. Lee Dwyze
  4. Michael Lynche
  5. Joe Munoz
  6. Andrew Garcia
  7. Aaron Kelly
  8. Todrick Hall
  9. Jermaine Sellers
  10. John Park
  11. Alex Lambert
  12. Tim Urban

The only ones I’d call anywhere near good where Tyler, Casey, and Lee. The next four were reasonable, but all were quite deeply flawed. The rest? Solidly in train wreck territory. Almost half of all performances being dismal failures? Idol audiences are used to semifinal futility, but this has to be some sort of record.

Calling this week’s boots for the guys is going to be very, very, hard. A lot of the trainwrecks (John Park and Tim Urban, in particular) seem to have built at least some fanbase support this early. It could be enough to bail them out – particularly Tim, whose comments from Simon are sure to enrage his fans.

With that in mind, these picks aren’t much more than guesses.

TIG picks: Jermaine Sellers and Michael Lynche to go home.

Top 12 Girls: Could Have Been Better, Could Have Been A Lot Worse

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Historically, the first actual competition night of Idol has not been a great one. By that standard, the top 12 girls actually did fairly well – sure, there were a couple of trainwrecks, a few middling/forgettable songs, but overall it was a respectable effort. Certainly, it went down smoother than last year’s opener, or the one two years before that. Let’s run down all the performances.

Aside from being able to sing, to do well on Idol you have to be able to pick good songs. Poor Paige Miles was a perfect example: her vocals of All Right Now were pretty good; for the top 24 I’d call it a solid effort. However… she chose such a lousy song it was hard to tell. It wasn’t particularly memorable, it was just… there. In Idol-land, that’s worse then being a bad singer. Simon may actually have been a little too optimistic for Paige.

Paige wasn’t the only one suffering from Bad Song Choice-itis. Ashley Rodriguez, if anything, had a worse case. Of course, at least Paige could sing. Ashley… couldn’t. This was like walking into a den of hungry lions armed with nothing more sophisticated than a slightly sharpened wooden stick. If she had picked anyone other than a diva-type of singer like Leona Lewis, she might at least have avoided trainwreck status. However, she did. And that was enough to put her well and truly into disaster status.

Heart isn’t quite in the same degree-of-difficulty area as Leona/Mariah/Whitney, but it’s not that far off, either. What Heart songs tend to do on the Idol stage is make an elite singer look really good, and embarrass anyone else. Unfortunately, Janell Wheeler isn’t really an elite singer; by Idol standards she’s solidly average. It was competent karaoke, but neither just “competent” nor “karaoke” will do. If she makes it to the top 12, I’d be surprised.

Lily Scott was, by far, the most intriguing contestant of the night. Out of anyone in this field, she may well have the best appreciation of where she is as an artist. The vocals on Fixing a Hole were middling at best, but it didn’t matter as much as it normally would because the whole performance was sensible, fit together, and felt real. Keep an eye on her – she could get further than people expect if she plays her cards right.

Katelyn Epperly was also quite intriguing. I don’t know if it’s a one-time thing due to her outfit and song choice, but she came across as very old-fashioned. Unlike Lily, who did better than her vocals really deserved, Katelyn was actually not as good as she could be. Her vocals, overall, were very respectable – she needs some work when she reaches for the power notes, but that’s about it. She could go very far.

The judges were very, very, kind to Haeley Vaughn. “Verging on,” Simon? It was far beyond that. It was as complete a disaster as we’ve ever seen on the Idol stage. Nothing about it made any sense. It was a bad song choice – the song doesn’t suit Haeley, either in style or lyrics. The arrangement was nails-on-chalkboard bad. Her vocals were screechy. Who in the world thought this was a good idea? What were they on?

If Haeley Vaughn was disastrous, Lacey Brown was… weird. The vocals weren’t really bad, they were strange. One can see why she didn’t make it last year (aside from the blatant manipulation then). It was really the type of performance than leaves one scratching their head and asking, “what was that?”

Michelle Delamor was really asking to be either a giant success or a giant flop. Somehow, she managed to get away with neither. The rearrangement worked around her lack of pure power (last-second glory note aside), but her great vocal control during the subtler sections of the song mostly carried the day. It was a competent performance, but that’s about it. It wasn’t a disastrously bad song choice, but there’s a good amount of potential there.

The word I’d use to describe Didi Benami: subtle. It was well-executed – very well-executed, in fact – but is subtle really the way to go in your first go-around with America? I’m not so sure. There was a very strong indy-singer feel to Didi, and she’s really on the bubble as far as the top 12 is concerned. Let’s not take away anything she did, though: that kind of subtlety and vocal control is a rare thing (especially on the Idol stage).

The first legitimately good and well-rounded performance of the night: Siobhan Magnus. The vocals were good, but more importantly it perfectly complemented the song. She was able to connect with the song and audience. That’s really what you’re looking for particularly this early in the show. It just didn’t have that one aha! moment that sets good performances from the great.

Far and away, the best executed performance of the night was from Crystal Bowersox. It was, dare I say it, a pro-level performance. You don’t expect that this early in the show. However…. Simon is right: it wasn’t a very original performance. Take away Alanis’s own vocal stylings, add in Crystal’s… and that’s about what you had here. You can’t take away from what she did, though: it was a good performance, with great vocals and good stage presence.

For all the hype she received since the season began, Katie Stevens was a huge disappointment. It’s not that she was bad, but she was middling at best. Fundamentally, though, she made her task much harder than it ought to be. Like most 16/17-year-olds, she doesn’t do subtle well. So why do Michael Buble? She ended up trying to turn a non-power song into one, with a very mixed result. Her pre-show popularity should get her through this week, but beyond that I’m not so sure.

Here our rankings for the night:

  1. Siobhan Magnus
  2. Crystal Bowersox
  3. Lily Scott
  4. Didi Benami
  5. Katelyn Epperly
  6. Michelle Delamor
  7. Katie Stevens
  8. Paige Miles
  9. Janell Wheeler
  10. Lacey Brown
  11. Ashley Rodriguez
  12. Haeley Vaughn

More or less you had about four kinds of performances: the good-but-not-great (Siobhan and Crystal); the good-but-with-serious flaws (Lily, Didi, and Katelyn), the okay-but-not-much-more (Michelle and Katie), and the trainwrecks (Janell on downwards). Paige is really in a zone of her own – her execution was right around Michelle and Katie, but overall her bad song choice just dragged her down too much.

Overall, it was an okay episode, as I said above. True, there were four true trainwrecks in the show, but that’s kind of normal this early in. The other singers did make up for it, but there were too many maddeningly bad song choices and too much untapped potential overall to call it a good episode. Still, it’s not a bad way to start the season for real.

Calling the pick here isn’t as easy as it might seem, though. If you look at the What Not to Sing numbers, there’s a strong tendency for one of the bootees on results night to be legitimately worst, but the other vote to be someone in the midfield. With that in mind, one pick is obvious: Haeley Vaughn. The other pick? Harder to say.  is vulnerable – going by the count of pre-show followers on the social networks, Michelle has a weak fanbase. Simon’s comments might well have caused those few fans to relax. Neither was her performance good enough to win lots of people over. On the other hand, Paige just didn’t sing all that well, and she has fanbase issues as well. With that in mind:

TIG pick: Haeley and Paige to go home.

Season 9 Preseason Roundup: Walk Off The Ledge, People

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Everyone knew the past Idol season would be dramatic… but there was even more drama and news than anyone thought possible. Paula leaving, Simon declaring this is his last year, Ellen joining the team… turnover is a wee bit high at the Idol judges panel. (It’s not a good sign, though, that in a show that’s supposed to be about a competition and contestants, all of the news was about the judges. Tsk.)

No Need For Panic: The biggest news to emerge out of the Idol offseason was, easily, Simon’s departure.  By the time it was announced it shouldn’t have been a surprise to anyone, but that didn’t make the reaction of the Idolsphere…. well, interesting is the word I’d use. Conventional wisdom was that Idol was, essentially, dead – or on life support – without Simon. Of course, I’ve never been a big believer in conventional wisdom. If anything, in Idol-land, conventional wisdom has a pretty bad track record.

So, is Idol dead without Simon? In the short-term, the answer is: no. Remember: despite what TPTB think, people don’t tune in to Idol for the personalities of the judges. (They may well do that for the audition shows, but by the time the actual Idol season starts – i.e., when people can actually start voting – they don’t.) True, Simon Cowell’s biting commentary may have put Idol on the map so many years ago, but shockingly, in a show that’s about music, people tune in for the music.

The problem down the road isn’t so much Simon leaving; it’s X-Factor coming into the picture. I’m not convinced there’s room in the American TV market for both Idol and X-Factor. For all of the differences – and they are significant – both shows will fundamentally be poaching on the same grounds. Sure, they’re not going head to head, but even the biggest fan of Idol-type shows can only take so much in a year. Fox is essentially gambling that there’s room for both Idol and X-Factor in American audiences without one weakening the other, and I don’t think that’s a smart bet.

Everyone knows that X-Factor has been a huge success on the other side of the Atlantic, but I’m not convinced it will actually take be a mega-hit in America. For one, we’ve been through X-Factor Lite on Idol for the past two seasons. The reception has been… mixed would be the kindest word I’d use; downright hostile might be more accurate. Sure, the star power of Simon Cowell and whoever he brings into X-Factor will give it a pretty good start. It might even have a stellar first season.

The bigger question is sustainability – will it be a relatively long-lived franchise like Idol, or will it flame out relatively early in its life, like The Apprentice? Keep in mind that expectations for X-Factor are quite high, and therefore merely winning its timeslot will not be sufficient. It has to be a hit overall, and even if it does well in its first season I can’t see the kind of success lasting for very long. Fundamentally, the last two years of X-Factor Lite has not led me to believe that the full-fledged X-Factor experience will be well-received, and while the star power of Simon Cowell may have some relative short-term appeal, it’s not a good foundation for success.

The New Foursome/Threesome: The jury is still out on Ellen DeGeneres as an Idol judge, largely because we haven’t actually seen her judging. (Carefully edited snippets from Hollywood week do not count.) Sure, she’s an upgrade from Paula, but anyone with a command of English – and their emotions – would be. The real test will really come when the show actually starts broadcasting live, and we all find out if Ellen can get here thoughts in quickly, which was something Paula rarely, if ever, could pull off. Just as important will be the chemistry the judges have – or won’t have, depending on how things work out.

It’s probably a little too early to speculate who’ll replace Simon next year. A lot depends on how the panel works this year. In an ideal world, there’d be no replacement. Simon’s shoes are going to be hard to fill in any case, and any replacement would not be given a fair shake. With both Kara and Randy on the panel, there’s enough Experienced Music Industry Professionals that they don’t really need to add one.

And Now, The Show Itself: There’s been so much news about the judges and the other “backstage” components of Idol that relatively little attention has been paid to the changes in the competition part of the show itself. In any other year, they’d be receiving top billing.

The first of two big changes is really less of a change, and more of undoing bad changes made a year ago: we’re returning to the Top 24 format and discarding last year’s flirtation with the group format. It’s an acknowledgment of how big a failure Season Eight was–and, frankly speaking, it’s the least they could have done. I’d have preferred that they announced they were tossing the Judges’ Save as well, but no word on that has been announced as far as I know.

The other big chance is more significant: up until last year, Idol had done its damnest to pretend the rest of the Internet outside of Americanidol.com didn’t exist. No more. Now, all the Top 24 will have official Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace accounts where their fans can follow and support them.

You’d think I’d view it as a significant development, that Idol is finally embracing the Internet, etcetera, etcetera. Not so fast. I smell the faint smell of Astroturf in this development.

Let’s be honest: do I think that it will actually be the contestants themselves who’ll be handling the accounts? No. I have zero confidence that’ll be the case. Given how busy they already are in any given week I can’t see how they’ll find the time to do such things anyway. The Twitter accounts might well be the most “real” – there’s not a lot of time and effort needed to do that – but I have more doubts about Facebook and MySpace.

The suspicious minded half of me thinks the control freak part of 19E is still at work. What I said last year still holds: with contestants and would-be fans wary of 19E manipulation, they’re trying as hard as they can to build their fanbase outside of the show itself. Setting up “official” social networking accounts might strike someone as a good way of co-opting the Idolsphere at large, which (as we saw last year) is not a big fan of 19E right now.

It remains to see how the “official” Idolsphere (as I think of these 19E-created sites) and the long-standing unofficial Idolsphere will get along. It’ll be something to keep an eye on, and for the Idol analysts like me it’ll be another tea leaf to read. But game-changing? No, not quite.

On Probation: Over the years I’ve written quite a few kilometric blog posts – columns, really. This preseason roundup is not one of them. According to WordPress’s nifty little word counter, it’s only about half my preseason roundup from last year. Now, I’m sure some of you are thinking, it’s about time, Leo! You’re not paid by the word, get on with it!

There’s a bigger reason, though. One I’m sure is not alone in the Idolsphere. Season Eight took a lot out of my writing batteries – and, to be honest, our enthusiasm for Season Nine as well. Suffice to say that I’m entering this season with, at best, a guarded eye.

On the other hand, though, there is some cause for optimism. As my friends at WNTS noted, the Idol preseason (which the whole audition and Hollywood episodes are) have been largely free of the blatant favoritism of last year. True, there’s been healthy amounts of largely unneeded drama, but that’s not going to go away.

Still, miracle of miracles, it seems like 19E might actually have learned something from last year. After all, the old adage says nothing concentrates the mind like the prospect of a good hanging. And, frankly, had the Idolsphere had its way last year the gallows would have been ready for quite a few hangings.

After last year, frankly, 19E – and this season of Idol – are on probation. We all have to see that 19E has cleaned up their act, that they really are doing what we’ve wanted all along: run a fair competition. That’s all. If they do that, then we’ll give them the praise they deserve. If they don’t, well… we’ll have to see.

This could be the season that decides the long-term future of American Idol as a franchise. Whatever happens, well… it’s not going to be a boring ride. Life in the Idolsphere rarely is.