There isn’t much to analyze this week as far as the results. None of the four boots sang well, and in the semifinals that’s usually enough to get you kicked out eventually.
What’s much more interesting to talk about is what’s shaping up to be a pattern of the would-be Idols this year – changing up songs and utterly failing in the process. Now, given that I’ve been as big an advocate of the need for Idols to change up their songs, this is something that I can’t ignore.
The fundamental problem is this year’s crop of contestants don’t fully understand why previous contestants changed things up. For that, I’m going to resort to a favored tactic: the Idol history lesson.
As I said two years ago when I first wrote about the current Idol era, we first started seeing more rounded singers in Seasons 4-6 due to a lot of factors (Kelly Clarkson’s post-Idol success, the raised age limit, etcetera.) One underappreciated factor, however, was the fact that many second Idol epoch contestants had no choice.
Let’s take the three of the early experts in changing up songs – Bo Bice, Taylor Hicks, and Blake Lewis. All of them were up against technically superior singers who could, if they really wanted to, beat them if they tried to out-power them. Bo was up against Carrie Underwood, about as unenviable a task as any Idol contestant has ever faced. Blake had no business being anywhere near the finale if you just looked at this vocals.
What second-epoch Idols realized was if they couldn’t out-power their opposition, they had to out-think them and make what vocal ability they did have count. It was a trend that, in many ways, reached its zenith in the past two years.
The best example was last year. Kris Allen had tons of subtlety and control, but trying to outpower Adam Lambert was a losing proposition, period. So, instead, he picked songs that could work for him. Whether it was originally by Kanye West, or Donna Summer, it didn’t matter. A Kris Allen, or David Cook, or Brooke White, would essentially ask three questions before picking a song and rearranging it:
- Is this a good song to sing?
- Will it fit in the theme for this week?
- If the answers to #1 and #2 are yes, can I do it in a way that will impress the Idol voter by showing off my strengths and hiding my weaknesses?
#3 is critical. Rearranging a song serves no use if it doesn’t put you, the Idol contestant, in a good light. They changed up songs in order to highlight what kind of artist they were, which is the way a second-epoch contestant wins Idol.
Now, with that in mind, let’s look at what’s going on this year. Remember, in order to properly change up a song, the answers to all three questions have to be yes.
By large, the answer is… no. This year’s would-be Idols saw what had made so many contestants successful, but didn’t learn why they did it. Kris Allen knew what he was doing with Heartless. Why did Todrick Hall change up Kelly Clarkson and Tina Turner? We don’t know. It told us nothing about what kind of artist he was; he was doing it because… he could. Todrick’s the worst offender, but he has not been alone this year. This is not a winning formula.
The only person who, right now, I’d bet could change up a song and make it work this season is Crystal Bowersox. It’s not a surprise: just look at her background. For five years running, music pros have done very well, putting one of their number in the finale and winning more often than not. She’s the favorite (based on the gambling odds), and that status is completely justified. (TIG readers, help me out here: is there anyone else who has the kind of pro music background that Crystal has?)
Ultimately, the lesson to this is deeper, and goes beyond Idol: before copying a strategy that worked elsewhere, figure out why that strategy worked. If you can produce the factors that made that strategy successful – by all means, go ahead with it.
So far, however, the Idols imitated only the technique, not the underlying methodology. If they keep going down this road… it could be a difficult season. As our friends at What Not to Sing say: Study. Then Sing.





