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Top 3 Performance Night: Stop Fighting Among Yourselves!

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Over the years, Top 3 night has given us some great gems of music. Our friends at What Not to Sing describe it as must-see-TV. However, given how things have turned out, our expectations were muted.

For at least the first half of the show, those low expectations proved right on track. They ranged between the mediocre to the bad. Kris Allen showed the limits of a song that “suited” him: it was so similar to his style, even a good vocal sounded like it was straight out of a karaoke bar. Kris couldn’t do anything to make it more interesting, because to do so would have taken him beyond his vocal ability. This song was something of a booby prize.

Adam Lambert also had a so-so outing with U2′s One. The start was, in our opinion, pretty good. When it started up though… no. It exposed his chief vocal limitation: at times, Adam can sound like he’s shouting the song, not singing it. On the plus side, Adam proved he could actually convey the emotions of a song without resorting to excessively slow ballads or over-the-top acting.

For all the mediocrity in both Adam and Kris’s performances, though, they were miles ahead of Danny. The performance aspects of it – moving about the stage, connecting with the audience, the interplay with the saxophonist – were pretty good. However, it couldn’t cover up the mediocre singing. This is the top three. My standards for a top three performance are pretty high, and this was nowhere near. No range, no power… this was an utter failure as a song.

Things looked up considerably in the second half of the show. Heartless was a remarkably gutsy call by Kris – and not the sign of someone lacking in their artistic abilities. This was the textbook example of making a song your own. His vocals were powerful when they needed to be, controlled when they needed be. This was the song of someone who had nothing left to lose and laid it all out live on the Idol stage. Brilliant.

There was a good song somewhere in Adam Lambert’s Cryin’. However, somewhere along the line it turned into something.. somewhat ordinary. It just didn’t have the overall quality of his past performances. The vocals were again a little too much screamy, the arrangement felt all over the place… it was good, yes, but not much further than that. This did not deserve all the praise it get in our opinion. Adam may have the ability to hit a high note and hold it, but there’s a lot more to music than that, Kara.

As for Danny… You Are So Beautiful was an enormous improvement over Dance Little Sister, but that doesn’t mean it was all that good either. Like his first song, Danny checked off everything needed for a top-notch Idol performance… except singing well. The slower song helped matters there a little, but I’d class it as no more than “decent”. And “decent” isn’t where contestants should be this late into the season.

Like the rest of the season, the Top 3 left us underwhelmed. One of Kris’s songs was brilliant, but the other was well-done copycat karaoke. Adam had an off night – perhaps the shift to multiple solo songs isn’t doing him any favors. Danny was disappointing; his performances were just not up to the standards of a top 3 show.

That’s what we meant: Just over the weekend, I wrote up Part 1 of our Season Post-Mortem and pretty much called out the judges and producers for thinking a little too highly of themselves this year.

Somewhere, the Idol gods must have nodded in agreement and decided to underscore our point by making fools of the judges this week. In a year full of low points for Randy, Kara, Paula, and Simon last night stands out for all the wrong reasons.

Maybe it’s just us, but it seems that the judges used up more time talking about each other than actually critiquing the songs. If the judges have issues backstage that are spilling over to the cameras, please, we really don’t want to hear about it.

Merit versus the bus: If it were just up to merit, this would be a ridiculously easy pick. Danny Gokey has been the very definition of underwhelming, and Kris was the best of the night by far.

However, the top three has been known to produce wacky results. (See: Melinda Doolittle.) Anyone could go home.

In all likelihood, though, it’s down to a Kris-versus-Danny fight. Simon defused the possibility of a surprise Adam boot with his plea for Adam fans to vote. It’s probably enough to keep him safe, although it’s quite likely he’ll be put in the bottom two.

Danny has a fanbase that is a lot stronger than it really deserves to be, based on the quality (or lack of) of his performances. Kris, on the other hand, shone the most last night. It should be a pretty even fight that’d be tough to call… in normal circumstances.

However, there is a catch. As medicore as Danny was, the judges – for the second week in a row – overpraised him. Paula’s song choice was vocally “very, very good”? Really now? And You Are So Beautiful was a “masterpiece”? What are the judges on, because I’d sure as heck like to find some.

With that in mind, it’s clear that Kris’s edge in performance won’t be as big in at least some minds as it ought to be. Danny will be perceived to have two good performances, whereas Kris will have only one.

In the end, when the producers really want a finale, they’ll probably get it. With that in mind…

The Idol Guy pick: Kris Allen to go home.

Season Post-Mortem, Part 1: The Year The Music Went Away

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

Technically, there are still two weeks left in the season. However, whatever the outcome two Wednesdays from now turns out to be, some conclusions are pretty clear. This season is ready to stand beside the likes of Seasons Three and Six in the roster of infamous Idol seasons.

The list of crimes this season committed are long, and I can’t hope to list all of them. So, for now, let’s just focus on one thing: the music. Or, rather, the lack of it.

Up to this point, Season Eight has featured 120 performances on voting nights. We can expect six songs each week, bringing the total to 132. Sounds like a lot, right? Well, let’s put that in context. Last year had 156 songs – just like Seasons Four and Five, and only four more than Season Six. That’s a 15.4% decrease in the number of songs – and less, in fact, than any other season except Season One. (Marginally, to be fair – Seasons Two and Three had 136 each.)

It gets worse if you look at the numbers for the contestants who get to the end. The two Davids each left the season with a total of 20 performances. So did the finalists of two other seasons – Seasons Four and Five. Thanks to losing one week of double-song nights due to Idol Gives Back, Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis only put under 19 performances. Ruben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino, and Diana DeGarmo had one less performance – 18 for each. (Due to passing through the wildcard, Clay Aiken had 19.)

And this year? The finalists will leave with, in all likelihood, at most 16 performances. That’s less than any other season except… Season One. That’s a 20% decrease for, supposedly, the very best of the season to get a chance to show off their music.

Why is this relevant? Why, you may ask, have I fixated on this seemingly obscure statistic? It’s illustrative of perhaps the biggest problem this season has had.

Two things help American Idol do so well, both as a TV show and as a cultural phenomenon: music and public participation. It may have needed the added drama that reality TV loves to get it started, but it doesn’t. Not anymore. (Yes, I said drama was the other part. I was wrong then, in hindsight.)

Take away either leg, and like the Tower of Babel the Idol giant starts to fall. It’s that simple. However, this year, the Idol powers that be have done their best to undermine both. This is not a formula for success.

How has the music been undermined? After all, aren’t these supposedly The Most Talented Contestants Ever? (Never mind that they say that every year?)

First of all, as I detailed above, we’re seeing less performances than before. The reason is clear to anyone who’s watching the shows: the level of “filler” and talking has gone up, and the actual singing has gone down. Adding a fourth judge has turned out to be a remarkably dumb idea so far. Kara hasn’t been a disaster by herself, but has she really added anything new to the show? In our book, no. The downside, though, is clear: the three other judges never adjusted to her presence – the necessary adjustment being talking less. One might as well ask Randy and Paula to stop talking less at about the same time as you’d ask a politician to waste less money.

However, I can imagine the reaction to that already: it’s not quantity, it’s quality, you ignorant fool! And, to some degree, I agree with that. However, have the performances really been that good? Let’s see.

If one looks at the What Not to Sing numbers, you’d think this would be a good season. After all, the season average stands at 51.2 – highest of any season to date. However, as I said at the turn of the year when I looked at song age, averages isn’t everything.

What may well be more important than the average is how many performances are well-regarded by the Idolsphere. And in that, this season has done poorly. There have only been 14 performances that earned a five-star rating; four-star performances total only 32. In both categories, that’s a significant drop not just from last year, but from earlier seasons as well. The only area of improvement in in one-star ratings: there are less of those than any other season to date, and unless Danny Gokey decides to reprise The Scream from on, it’ll stay that way.

Just as problematic is the distribution of performances. There were some very good singers who went pretty far – Adam Lambert, Kris Allen, and Allison Iraheta have all been pretty strong singers. Beyond those three, however, the picture is much less rosy. Alexis Grace went home far earlier than she should have, and the rest ranges from the maddeningly inconsistent (Anoop Desai and Matt Giraud) to the downright terrible (Megan Joy, Scott Macintyre, Lil Rounds towards the end).

In short, what we had this year was a relatively small number of very good people holding up a mediocre top 12 overall. That’s not a recipe for a good season. Sitting through two or more miserable performances for each gem week after week gets old after some time, and that’s clearly where we’ve gotten to right now. It tends to be true to some degree every season, but it’s especially true this year.

It’s especially clear, then, that the music has suffered this year. What about the public participation? Well, that has gone downhill too.

Let’s begin with the top 12 that America voted into the finals… or, more correctly, the top 8. Four contestants were chosen by the judges themselves, in what can only be called a complete and utter sham.

It’s hard to underestimate the damage the “improved” semifinals did. Going back to the group format, by itself, was bad enough – but the matter how it was done was even worse. As I predicted, the groups were cleverly manipulated to get favored contestants through – or, conversely, the unpimped out. By far, it largely succeeded. The only two contestants who were largely unpimped but managed to squeak through to the finals were Kris Allen and Allison Iraheta.

However, if the group rounds by themselves were bad, the wildcard was even worse. Only one word can be used to describe it: a sham. Group 3, who had collectively refused to lay down for the Idol bus by singing well, sent only one representative – a representative who wasn’t anywhere near one of the better singers in the group. (Felicia Barton, anyone?) In addition, the “picks” to be sent ahead despite being turned down by America weren’t all that impressive either. Megan Joy and Jasmine Murray deserved to be sent through ahead of Ricky Braddy? Really?

If that wasn’t enough, the Judge’s Save also furthered this feeling of public disengagement. The votes of millions of Americans could be suddenly overruled by the fiat of a judging panel that included the likes of Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell. That was a far from comforting thought.

Manipulation by 19E has always been a part of Idol, but in the recent past there were limits. After picking the semi-finalists, direct meddling in contestant survival wasn’t there – it just wasn’t possible. This year, not only did they restore a tool for doing just that that had been consigned to Idol‘s past, they expanded the coverage of that tool from three contestants to four and reserved the right to ignore America when they found it convenient. This was a power grab of the worst possible magnitude, as applied to Idol.

If there was one deep, underlying flaw in this season, it was this. Idol‘s Powers That Be forgot what made the show successful. They forgot that good music and an engaged viewing audience is what makes for a good season. Instead, they thought they could “manufacture” what they thought would be a good season.

What else can explain the list of bizarre decisions that have been made this season – except that it has made the producers more powerful? The “save” (that no one was really calling for), the return to maligned group rounds, the ever-more-blatant manipulations – the only thing in common was the increased power it gave the producers.

Idol has been a smashing success for seven years – almost an eternity in the land of television. Sadly, however, success has a way of going to the heads of people. Idol‘s producers thought that they could do better than America; they thought that they were responsible.

Nothing could be further from the truth. The very best seasons – and winners – have not been creations from Idol producers. They were the direct result of brilliant singers being embraced by a public.

Yet that isn’t how this season has gone so far. The music has not been as good as it was in previous years; and while Adam and Danny both have their share of passionate fans, this year’s competition has just not captured viewers – and fans – the way previous seasons have.

Who can blame them, though? Too many of the contestants this season were not of their choosing. Instead of America being allowed to witness a contestant grow their craft, wow the audience with good songs, and be gradually embraced as a champion – the sort of stuff that happened to great winners like Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, David Cook – the producers gave that status to their favorites, like Adam and Danny. Adam has earned the title of frontrunner, Danny hasn’t. His best performance was his group performance back in the semis. That’s shocking, to put it bluntly.

Remember, too, that the entire top 12 was made up of heavily pimped contestants… with the exception of Kris and Allison. The entire season to date has been so heavily manipulated, the votes of America barely matter. Pre-show promotion, not necessarily musical merit, has determined far too much of this season.

It’s not just the competition itself which has been battered by this newfound notion of the producers that they matter. The shows themselves are now as much about the judges as the talent – which it shouldn’t be. Yet that’s exactly what’s happened. Both this past week, and this coming Tuesday, we will be denied singing – the whole point of a singing competition – because the judges could not shut up. We, the Idol viewing audience, will be denied good music so that we can listen to the hormonally-driven ramblings of Paula and Kara, the dawg-iness of Randy, and Simon’s snark. That isn’t a fair trade in our book.

There is only one word in the English dictionary to describe this sort of nonsense. Hubris. The producers now think that they are indispensable to the success of Idol. Not the singers that leave their heart out on the stage. Not the voters who dedicate time, money, and effort to vote. They, and they alone, are what makes Idol successful – in their minds.

They are wrong. Horribly, terribly, wrong. This season is proving that. While the ratings have somewhat stabilized from the early season declines, rarely have I seen a fanbase angrier than the Idol fanbase is now. Can any show really piss off its fans and live? I doubt it.

There’s a saying that says pride goes before the fall. One has to wonder how close Idol – and its producers – are to that. It’s probably closer – far closer – than it should be. And, as a fan of the show, I will say: that is not, and cannot, be a good thing.

Top 4 Performance Night: The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

I’ll be blunt: so far, this season has been something of a hot, wet, mess. Still, though, this was a potentially intruiging final four. There was an interesting mix of genres, they were all pretty good vocally… this could have been a good night.

However, this being American Idol, what could have been rarely is. Such was rock night. It was a very mixed bag, to say the least: it had high points, to be fair – but when it hit the low points, boy were they low.

Unlike previous theme nights where the Idols wandered far and wide from the theme, this week they largely stayed within the confines of rock – which was friendly to Adam and Allison, but dangerous for Kris and Danny.

Adam Lambert had a good night, and that shouldn’t really be much of a surprise. Whole Lotta Love was the typical wild, frenetic, high-energy performance Adam Lambert delivers. With the usual Your Mileage May Vary warnings, Adam did exactly what he set out to do.

However, the Led Zeppelin song wasn’t groundbreaking in any way for Adam. We’ve all seen him with a similar over-the-top performance. However, Slow Ride was an even better performance in our book. Adam has something of a tendency to let the over-the-top theatrics overshadow the music – but that wasn’t the case at all for his duet with Allison.

The same was true with the vocals – without the need to be over the top, I thought it lacked the screechy tendencies Adam can have sometimes. Allison, too, held up her end of the bargain supremely well – if anything, she might have been even better than Adam. Whatever the division of credit, their duet was, by far, the best performance of the night.

As for Allison’s solo performance… I don’t know if it was a good song choice by itself, but considered in context of the duet… it was brilliant. It was a telling contrast from everyone else: she got to show two quite different, but not clashing, faces of herself artistically. It’s a useful – and difficult – trick to pull off on two-song nights, and particularly with a restricted theme as this week seemed to be in practice. The performance itself was pretty good as well – it wasn’t quite the refined perfection Adam delivered earlier, but Allison wanted to show off her more… sensitive, emotional side. And in that, she did admirably well.

From those three good-to-great performances, though, it went sour. Fast. Kris Allen picked a hard song to sing – especially one that called for vocals more powerful than he could actually deliver. It was a good effort, but… no. It didn’t exactly help, either, that Carly Smithson had done this song just last year – and much better.

However, it was better than his duet with Danny. Not only was the song choice bad – it just didn’t fit for either man – they also absolutely zero chemistry with each other on stage. Vocally, Simon was nuts – Danny was his usual shrieky self, and at least Kris kept some control. However, it wasn’t exactly something to be particularly proud of.

Worst of all – by a large margin – was the hot, wet, pile of cow manure that was Dream On. It was more of a nightmare than a dream. Congratulations, Danny Gokey: you’re giving Jasmine Trias a run for her money in the category of Worst Final Four performances ever. That was an outright disaster, one of the worst ones I’ve seen in many years of Idol-watching.

We want to get off this bus: Our friends over What Not to Sing put out their editorial this weekend that talked about how certain contestants at this stage of the show get run over by the 19E bus. They hoped that the bus would stay in the garage this week, but… it was not to be.

The bus came out in full force for Kris. TPTB kicked up the difficulty level so high, Kris stood no chance. I personally find it more than a little suspcious how everyone suddenly decided to hew so closely to rock – a genre Kris normally has no business being in. Putting in duets and saddling Kris with Danny? Saying that Danny was actually better in the duet? Maybe it’s just us, but Kris seemed well aware last night that the bus was going to get him – at most of it was preordained beforehand.

Of course, the bus wasn’t out to get just Kris, but being the biggest roadblock to the producers’ dream of a Gokey-Lambert finale he had to go right away. Kris definitely left the night with tire treads on his jacket.

However, Allison got side-swiped a fair bit as well. She was every bit as good as Adam was – but you wouldn’t know that from the judges. The purpose was clear: pimp Adam, and downplay Allison’s success – preparatory to the bus backing over her next week. They couldn’t slam her too hard, because they want her to get through this week, but not strong enough to interfere with the Lambert-Gokey faceoff.

While the 19E bus was ramming Kris down and side-swiping Allison, it was carrying both Adam and Danny in luxurious comfort. Adam’s praise was mostly well-deserved, but rarely have I seen such kind comments for some of the worst performances of the season to date. Audition rejects would have sung better than Danny Gokey did last night. Danny said something along the lines of his solo being “Not as bad as they thought”. It’s hard to say now who was more divorced from reality – Danny, or the judges.

Sadly, though, despite all the savviness of the Idolsphere, the bus is sadly effective. Kris’s fanbase has been spotty of late, and he didn’t have the performances last night to really save him. He needed a good, standout performance to be safe – and he didn’t get that. Which means, sadly, that…

The Idol Guy pick: Kris Allen to go home.

Top 5 Performance Night: Your Mileage May Really Vary

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Normally, there’s at least some consensus about which performanes were good and which were bad. This week, though… that’s not quite possible. There’s a strong degree of Your Mileage May Vary this week. Stronger, perhaps, than any other week in Idol history.

The vocals of the top four were, to be honest, pretty close. The big difference was in how they made use of it – the overall artistry, the personality – etcetera. This was, really, a good test of the overall musical IQ of the contestants. In that category, there was one who clearly stood out.

Of the top four, the best was Allison Iraheta. This was a poised, confident, powerful performance. Her vocals were excellent, the arrangement allowed her to bring her power to bear… as well as a degree of finesse that we haven’t seen from her before. It’s not the usual rock performance that’s expected of Allison, but a little flexibility can sometimes work on Idol. It certainly did for her.

It’s usually Kris Allen who takes a song, slows and strips it down, and makes it work for his vocals – but Danny actually outdid him in that category. I personally liked the slower portion of the song much better than the end – Danny just cannot bring in the power without sounding like he’s shouting. As for Kris, it wasn’t a bad effort, but it didn’t have the special flavor that his best performances have had. Still, it was a respectable showing, and vocally it was pretty good. Very restrained, excellent control – it was a technical masterpiece, but there’s more to good performances than that.

As for Adam, well… I didn’t care too much for the white suit, but then again I tend to associate white suites either with fried chicken or Fantasy Island. That said… it was a typically Adam performance. Over the top, very theatrical, good vocals. However, while the glory note at the end was clearly meant to show off his vocals, but it was more than a bit painful to listen to. Not because it was bad, but because some human ears – ours included – can be a little sensitive.

Worst of the night was, clearly, Matt Giraud. One little bit of advice: it’s probably not a good idea to do a song that was one of Melinda Doolittle‘s best performances. It was emotional… but that was about it. The vocals were not up to the task of the rest of the field. Simon thought this was his brilliant? What was he on?

Overall, though, it was a pretty good night. The excessive amount of filler – only five performances in an hour – notwithstanding, it was a worthwhile show. I didn’t care much for the material, to be honest, but there’s no arguing with the quality – Allison was outstanding, Matt wasn’t a complete disaster (about the best you can expect from him right now), and the rest were good, but not really outstanding. We’ll take it, though.

Mr. Cowell, the strings are showing: Favoritism from the judges is a long-standing Idol problem. Rarely, however, was that more on display than this week.

It’s possible to say that Kris and Allison weren’t as good as Adam and Danny.  However, the spin that Simon Cowell put on it was manipulation of the worst kind.

Neither Kris and Allison were favored at the start, and both – particularly Kris – can interfere with the cherished Adam-Danny finale. The judging was a pretty blatant attempt at trying to derail either one early. So, too, was the overpraise for Matt Giraud.

The Idolsphere is on to your shenanigans, Simon. We still haven’t forgotten, say… Syesha Mercado. If you think you can get away with this without any repercussions… you may think so, but there will be consequences.

The obvious pick… maybe?: The main question this week, as far as the picks go, is Matt Giraud. Did he do enough to save himself – or, alternately, will external factors save him?

Normally, this should be an open and shut case. He was definitely not as good as the rest of the field, his fanbase is suspect… there’s no reason he should go.

However… this is Idol-land, where the abnormal is normal. Can you really rule out an exit by Allison or Kris?

This time… probably. All the praise in the world won’t change the fact that Matt was the worst last night. Sure, he wasn’t bad, but he wasn’t as good as the rest.

Also, comments like the one Simon made can backfire. I have more confidence in the strength of Allison’s fanbase than I had a few weeks ago. Yes, she was bottom three last week, but Matt received a huge bounce from his save then. Simon’s comments are just the type that can rally, not depress, a fanbase. In addition, the unfairness of the comments will also help Allison’s vote totals.

These picks are getting trickier as the season goes on, and I would like to keep my excellent prediction record. I’ve only been wrong about the save, but I’ve put the right person in the bottom all season long. For now, though, the pick is…

Matt Giraud to go home.