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Finale: Sabotaged By Kara DioGuardi

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

The Idol winner’s song is infamous throughout the whole world of television and music for being possibly the worst song known to man. They’ve always been bad, even though some – Inside Your Heaven, My Destiny, This Is My Now – are exceptionally bad.

Now, I wasn’t quite sure what to make of this year’s winner’s song. Kara DioGuardi was involved, which I didn’t know if it was a good or bad sign. As it turned out, whatever her faults as a judge, they were wildly eclipsed by the giant heap of failure that was No Boundaries. There are no boundaries to how bad it was. If one didn’t know any better, you’d think Kara DioGuardi was on the ABC payroll, paid to deliberately sabotage Idol.

The rest of the night went more smoothly. Historically, reprises don’t do well on the Idol stage, but both Kris and Adam did well on their reprises – Ain’t No Sunshine and Mad World, respectively. By far, they shared the strengths – and weaknesses – of the original performances earlier in the season. Adam swapped out the silly lighting for a trenchcoat and dry ice… perhaps, as he tends to do, distract from otherwise great vocals with the theatrics. Kris is absolutely brilliant at deeply felt, emotional songs, and he was just that last night. The piano was a perfect touch as well. Well done to both of them.

Simon Fuller is, fundamentally, a talent manager – not a musician. Sure, you can’t be a talent manager of singers without knowing something about music, but that doesn’t mean your infallible either. Both of his picks were… less than impressive. Of course, for some reason or another Fuller decided to pick more “socially relevant” songs. Now, whenever you decide that something other than music drives whether you think a song suits a person or not, it’s not always a good thing.

A Change Is Gonna Come was pleasant enough to listen, but… the vocals were uneven in spots. I’m not a fan of the wailing/shouting/whatever you want to call it. One might say the song called for it, and that may well be the case. However, at times, it was less of a song and more of an exercise in range, wailing, and glory-noting. Don’t think it was a bad performance, but was it the uber-performance the judges said it was? Nowhere close.

At least it left an impact, though. Kris’s What’s Goin’ On didn’t have anything going on. It wasn’t bad to listen to. There was just no impact; it was just there. Kris’s vocals were there, but… it was the sort of performance you forget right after hearing it.

Overall, Simon Fuller’s picks were something of a wash. One flawed performance versus a forgettable one… Adam won, largely because for all its flaws, his was memorable. Kris’s wasn’t.

The best song of the night belonged to Carrie Underwood, but really, that’s not a fair comparison. My only complaint about Home Sweet Home was the accompanying video montage: did we really need to see all those moments from auditions and Hollywood week, episodes that I’d prefer to commit to the memory hole. Wouldn’t some shots from, well, the finals been better?

Put money on it?: If anyone thought the finale would make someone out to be a clear winner, it wouldn’t. Overall, Adam might be a bit ahead – his advantage over Kris in the second song was smaller than his gap in the first. True, he was better with the winner’s song, but it was sufficiently bad that it won’t matter.

So, like previous seasons, the finale won’t matter as far as who actually wins. Broadly, there are two kinds of finales: a closely-matched duel, or a complete and utter mismatch. This was definitely the first case.

In that situation, then, you look at how broad the fanbase of each contestant is. For that, Kris has to have the edge: there are just too many questions about his style. No one’s denying he’s very good at what he does. However, does what Adam do really appeal to a wide audience – wider than Kris’s? It’s hard to say. There’s at least a third of people who’ll like it, a third who’ll hate it, and everyone else will be thing, “what’s that?”

Here’s another thing to consider. Last week, Kris was basically within shouting distance of Adam, if not leading him narrowly. That was with Danny’s voters still in the picture. Does anyone think that fanbase will break anywhere near 50/50? I don’t. Those who still vote will break at least 2:1 for Kris.

It’s been clear all season long that TPTB want Adam to win. They’re not dumb, so they avoided doing (mostly) the one thing that would have ensured a loss: throwing Kris under the bus. Given the favorable treatment that Adam has received all season long, more attempts to sabotage Kris was likely to provoke a viewer revolt, just like last year. True, A Change is Gonna Come was overpraised, but it wasn’t completely ridiculous and the comments were at least defensible. Will there be a backlash against the pimping on principle? Maybe, but it won’t be as bad as it could have been.

This duel was a lot closer than Conventional Wisdom ever said. Adam wasn’t quite the frontrunner, and neither was Kris this underdog fighting against the odds. This won’t be a 12-million-vote blowout. I wouldn’t be surprised if the winning margin is less than a million. Still, the fact is that the finale didn’t change anything. This was determined largely by factors that have been in place since last week, if not much longer.

As those largely lean one way, the verdict is:

Kris Allen to win American Idol Season Eight.

Top 7 Performance Night: And The Trainwreck Goes To…

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

One thing we’ve learned this season is to keep expectations… low. It’s more than halfway through the season, and I haven’t really been blown away by any of the performances to date. Right now, I (and, I’d guess, more than a few of you) have a tough time caring.

Adam Lambert might as well have chosen his theme song with Born To Be Wild. Translation: it was more than a bit indulgent. It was decently done, but it didn’t have the polish Mad World have. It was, if anything, his worst performance since Ring of Fire. It reminded me of a not-as-good version of Play That Funky Music – same frenetic pace, same kind of a crowd-pleasing, same vocals that were just okay. Not his best, but not his worst by a decent distance either.

Shockingly, though, Adam didn’t have the strongest Your Mileage May Vary factor last night. It was the likable – and, in the past, uncontroversial Kris Allen. Falling Slowly was not the vocal masterpiece of the night, but it didn’t have to be. Kris’s strength has never been his vocals, but his ability to connect emotionally with his songs. He did well in that category last night, but… I think he gave up too much of the vocals last night. Objectively, the vocals were fair to middling. If the vocals had been just that much better, he would have owned the night. (Not that it would have taken much.) As it is, though, he did well for the night – but he missed out on a golden opportunity.

Anoop Desai singing another power ballad is not the most original thing in the world, but at least he’s reasonably competent at it. As it tends to be, the vocals are always pretty decent… if somewhat paint-by-numbers. To his credit, the emotion was there in spots, but not consistently there. He was fine in the “glory” spots, but there was room for improvement in between. Guess which one has more time.

After those three, it goes downhill. Everyone else was, at the very least, flawed – to downright bad. Allison Iraheta’s song choice was, to be honest, a little predictable. Rock song, check. Needs a big voice, check. From a movie, check. Good choice? Uh, no. David Cook tried this last year, and even he couldn’t make a really good performance out of it. (To be fair, that wasn’t because he chose the song – it was assigned to him.) It’s a big song, and it was too big for Allison. It just didn’t work. The vocals weren’t bad, but it’d be a stretch to call it good either. So-so at best. Note to future Idol would-be rockers: avoid I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing. This is not something you want to sing on the stage.

Give Danny Gokey an A for effort on Endless Love. The vocals, though, not so much. The song, as Danny did it, needs subtlety, finesse, and Danny had… none of it. He took a bulldozer to the song. Danny worked hard this week, but maybe he should have stopped to consider if his goal was the right one. It wasn’t, not by a long shot.

Matt Giraud made a decent effort to win the Golden Trainwreck of the night. The vocals were not impressive – it was kind of dull and boring all night long. More than that, though, if you’re going to pick a song like Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman, you need to connect with the emotions of the song. Matt didn’t come close to that at all.

The Golden Trainwreck, however, goes to Lil Rounds. For a singer whose supposed specialty is in the power runs, glory notes, etcetera that Idol loves to drop on its R&B contestants, she was surprisingly mediocre. It was unbelievably dull. By itself, though, that would not have enough to get her the Golden Trainwreck – but teeing off on Simon did. “Putting her own bit in it”? So is her specialty putting people to sleep? Foot, meet mouth. That was not her finest moment on the stage.

Overall, though, the results were pretty dismal. After this week, there are only five weeks left. Yet the overall caliber of the performances was something I’d expect in February or March, when the season was starting – not in mid-April, when the season is getting “down to the wire”.

Not thinking things through: Lately it seems to be Amateur Night is reigning over at 19E – and rarely was this more obvious than last night.

Everyone knew that adding Kara to the judging panel would cause timing issues. Either more time would have to be spent on the judges, or Paula, Randy, and Simon would all have to learn to talk less – an unlikely proposition. Either way, the show’s producers and director would have to compensate.

However, it took widespread outrage after Adam Lambert’s Mad World was cut off after Idol ran long last week before the Idol PTB decided to act. And their response? Why, let’s make our judges do even less work! Did anyone really like the alternating-judges act? As it is, it sounds like a last-minute kludge that was cooked up at the last minute. Any one who’s watched the show closely at all knew what would happen, but apparently the Well-Paid Professionals at 19E didn’t figured that out. American Idol is in the best of hands.

Of course, the biggest Amateurism of the night was picking Quentin Tarantino to mentor. I don’t doubt that he’s a colorful guy, and he understands the dramatic impact of music, but… he knows absolutely nothing about producing music. That, fundamentally, is the role of the mentor. It’s no coincidence that the better mentors tend to be those that are involved in music production (Barry Manilow, David Foster) or those who have been in the industry long enough to learn at least some material by osmosis.

Quentin Tarantino was neither. For all his enthusiasm, it was clear that there wasn’t much “operational”, detailed advise he could offer. He’s a movie director, not a music producer. Step aside, Gwen Stefani – there is a new “champion” for the worst Idol mentor ever. This was something that many, many people could have guessed – but, apparently, 19E missed the boat on this again. Is anyone with a brain cell running things over there?

A wide-open field: With so many bad performances, it’s hard to really call anyone perfectly safe. Adam is almost certainly safe, but Danny was so disappointing him showing up in the bottom three would not be a shock.

The likeliest boot candidates here are Matt Giraud and Lil Rounds. For both of them, it comes down to fanbase strength. They were both sufficiently bad that casual voters aren’t going to give either of them any meaningful boost in the votes. It ultimately comes down whose fans hit the phones harder last night.

Lil’s tirade against the judges will certainly hurt her in the long term (if she lasts that long), but this week it probably spurred on her (limited) fan base to vote like mad. Given how week Matt was, the needed boost to escape survival isn’t that large. That could very well have put Lil over the edge to survive.

So…

The Idol Guy pick: Matt Giraud to go home.

Top 11 Results: “I Told You So”… literally!

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Somehow, Carrie Underwood and Randy Travis singing I Told You So was strangely appropriate. Far and away the consensus pick to go home was Michael Sarver; instead based largely on DialIdol and song age I made the call that Alexis Grace would end up in the bottom. My only mistake was to believe that Alexis’s exit would be vetoed. I was wrong on that part. Still, I was a lot closer than Conventional Wisdom was.

I already explained yesterday why Alexis was in very real danger. Her low Dialidol score tipped us off to look at the numbers more closely. Her average and median song age was disproportionately high – over 30 when everyone else except Adam Lambert was in the low 20s or below. With everyone else singing very young, singing old songs becomes much more noticable. If you’re Adam Lambert, you have a gimmick that surpasses that. She didn’t; and just one so-so performance when others elevated their game was enough to get her out of there.

Alexis can also be considered a casualty of the new semifinals format as well. One of the challenges coming out of the group rounds is that it became that much harder to build up any significant fanbase out of them: one song, with a multi-week gap, does not a solid fanbase make.

It’s something that can hurt people all season long – particularly for singers out of Group 1. In the three seasons that had the group format, only one contestant ever made it to the finale after singing in the first group. That was Season 3′s Diana DeGarmo; and her ride to the finale was far from smooth. It’s hard to build momentum if you’re not singing for several weeks in a row.

Her exit can be summed up quickly, and fairly. Despite all the pimpage and promotion she got, there were problems. She had a fanbase that didn’t have a chance to solidify, and couldn’t grow because of limited appeal – winning over the young power-voting Idol blocs with Aretha Franklin and Dolly Parton was a hard task, at best. Yes, she was a good, maybe even great singer – but to succeed on Idol you need to know your audience. Alexis Grace and Idol voters proved to be a bad fit.

There’s a rich element of irony when it comes to this week’s results, though. The producers’s own rule change worked against them. Alexis would have almost certainly survived if she had gone through a three-song semifinal. It would have given her fanbase a chance to solidify, and for her to define her musical identity (which she didn’t do too well, Kara DioGuardi’s exceptionally useless advice of dirtying it up notwithstanding). As it is, though, someone that TPTB wanted to advance far is ending up going home as a direct result of executive meddling. Alexis just got caught in about as unlucky a spot as you can imagine.

Now, as to why they didn’t save her? The answer to that is tied into someone else… Adam Lambert. I’ll get back to him in a little while.

Hold the champagne: Strategically, there was one overwhelming theme for the night: favorites faltered while the midcard upped their game. Who knows, maybe everyone outside the Favored Four Three are surprisingly Genre Savvy – they can’t be all too happy at the idea of meekly standing by while the Coronation of the Producers’ Idol proceeds as planned. Kris Allen, Matt Giraud, and Anoop Desai were all midcard singers at best previous to this show – now you have to at least consider them in the mix.

Danny Gokey and Lil Rounds can recover without too much trouble. They didn’t really stink too much, they were just… mediocre. It’s the type of performance that voters won’t hold against you too much. Last week will almost certainly be better for both of them – if only because it’s hard to make worse song choices than either of them did. As I said yesterday – Carrie Underwood and Martina McBride? Seriously? That’s like carrying a wooden stick to a gunfight. While neither of them is in danger – yet – they both need a good, undisputed showstopper in the next two to four weeks if they want to get in the final four.

Kris, Matt, and Anoop all need to be able to prove that this week wasn’t a fluke. Even normally bad contestants can put it all together if they can find a theme, song, and arrangement that fits them like a glove. If they can pull it off, the upside could be significant. The dark horse in here is Kris – his vocals are not as good as Anoop’s, but better at conveying emotions. Giraud doesn’t really have the vocals to compete with either one.

There’s one puzzle in the Touring Ten that I haven’t quite figured out: Allison Iraheta. She’s sung well, her songs are young, and so is she. I don’t have any Idolmetric measurement that says she’s in danger. She should not be in the bottom three (now two). On the flip side, she’s likely to pick up at least some votes from Alexis’s old fanbase. Beyond that… well, even I don’t have the answer for that.

There’s a pretty clear division, too, about who’s clearly lagging behind: Michael Sarver, Scott Macintyre, and Megan Joy. Right now, they’re all getting by on something other than singing. Michael’s probably safe for two weeks – see the latest WNTS editorial for the reasoning behind that, but the order is immaterial. None of them are going to win, and the only question is how many others will go before they do.

And then we have Adam Lambert. He really deserves a section of his own.

Damaged Goods? Maybe.: The debate over Adam’s version of Ring of Fire will probably last until the season ends, if not even longer. Still, it’s undeniable that it did change things around.

I was never a big believer in Adam Lambert, largely because I thought the theatrics covered up a voice that didn’t know the meaning of subtlety. Adam’s style was just not sustainable in the long term. The novelty would eventually wear thin, and my money was on him finishing in the high midcard – fourth to sixth.

I know I’m going to be challenged on that statement, so let me explain it a bit more. Adam has zero crossover ability. He can’t appeal to a wide cross-section of Idol voters; people that liked that over-the-top theatric style would love it from the start, but it would have been an uphill climb to win those who don’t. That crossover ability is vital to lasting long on the show.

With that in mind, Adam’s challenge was essentially how long he could keep going along this path before leaving, or proving that he’s more than a stage actor that happens to sing decently, too. The trouble is, though, his version of Ring of Fire was so… unusual, it sped up that process. From Idol voters, a pretty common reaction was:  ”what the heck was that?”

I’m sure this will prompt Adam’s fans to write in anger. I’m not going to deny that he has fans – but I think that for everyone one he won over, there was at least one who now wants to burn him at the stake and another two scratching their heads.

That’s not to deny that he has talent. He is very, very good at what he does. What I’m questioning is whether this is something that the collective Idol fan base can really stomach for long. Everything I’ve known about it tells me: no.

The upside is that right now, Adam is looking iffy for the finale. The producers are perfectly happy to keep him around as long as they want. Remember, the underlying goal – seemingly – of the whole season – was Drama and Buzz. I can’t deny Adam delivers on that.

The effect of that was to make the veto an exceptionally valuable tool for the producers – one that just wouldn’t do to be used right now. Phil Stacey had it right: the “veto” is essentially an insurance policy for Danny and Adam.

Once the novelty and appeal of Adam’s theatrics go away, he’s surprisingly vulnerable. By far, he is singing the oldest songs in the competition on average. There’s a decent chance he could crash out, say, seventh. We’ve had three weeks of Adam singing in competition – is his current pace and style something that can work for two months or so? I doubt it.

Taken all in context, what’s clear to me is that the Judges’ Veto just became Adam’s Veto. It’s not going to be used on anyone else, except maybe Danny – but he doesn’t really need it. Adam does.

If Adam had not sung Ring of Fire – if the producers had believed that he could survive for a long period independently, as they probably don’t right now – they would have had freedom to use the veto now and save Alexis. However, the producers have their own priorities – and one of them seems to be Save Adam. The judges and producers want Adam to go deep so badly they’re willing to keep the veto in check even in a perfect spot to use it, all because it wasn’t Adam up there.

Credibility? What credibility?: Having laid out the case for not using the Veto so early, one can ask why I thought Alexis would be saved anyway.

It essentially came down to two things: I knew Alexis was still a judge’s favorite and might be treated more kindly. The other reason was more pipe dreams than anything else: they needed credibility. So far, off the Idol stage, the season has been dominated by ham-handed manipulation. What we got on Wednesday was… more of the same.  Does anyone think that on pure merit alone Alexis should be gone before Michael Sarver? Really?

No. Of course not. It would have been the perfect time to use the veto and live up to what they claimed it was for. Instead, it became another self-sustained injury for the Idol franchise. This week confirmed what we all had just suspected before, and will make people even more tired of the Official Manipulation.

The bye-ku returns!I didn’t have time to do this last week, but… the bye-ku returns. Here’s our official farewell to Alexis Grace in verse:

Mother with pink streaks
Stop! Song older than thirty!
Shocker to many

How Old Is This Song? 2.0

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

If you were with us during Season Seven, you may recall that we took a hard look at Idol song ages. At the time, I called the numbers “preliminary”. Since then, I’ve wanted to take a closer, more detailed look at the numbers. Unfortunately, that little thing called real life decided to interfere and delayed it, but eventually I found the time.

For people who didn’t read the early version, here’s the short summary. Song age turns out to be a pretty influential factor in the success of Idol contesants – both on and off the show. The younger an Idol contestant’s song, the more likely he/she is to succeed – either on the show, after, or both. This shows itself in a few ways, but we’ll get to the exact details later.

The Rules

Of course, before we get to analyzing song ages, we need to discuss the ground rules. Analyzing each and every contestant in the seven seasons of American Idol would result in a classic case of information overload. Besides, for semi-finalists there isn’t really enough data to draw any sort of useful conclusions. So, we’ll limit ourselves to everyone who’s made it to the finals stage – top 10 for Season One, top 12 for the other seasons. That’s 82 contestants in all.

The other thorny question is, just how do you measure song age? Cover songs cause the most problems in this area; do you measure from the original or the cover version? We’ve decided to stick with what’s called the primary song age – i.e., when the song was first made famous in the US. Occasionally, this results in some oddities. For example, David Hernandez sang It’s All Coming Back to Me Now when the theme was the 80s. However, because the song was made famous by Celine Dion in 1996, we date it to that year – not 1989, when it was first released in Britain.

But the song age is just the raw data – to get any meaning, you need to use some statistics. Everyone knows what the average is, but sometimes it’s not too useful. One song with a disproportionately high or low age can distort the data. So, we use something else called the median. The short version is: for our purposes, the median will be an age where half of the songs being considered are younger, while the other half is older. Check the link to Wikipedia for the details.

Let’s give credit where the credit is due as well. Our first effort – and this one – would not have been possible without the data provided by Nick over at What Not to Sing. They have our undying thanks, and any serious Idol viewer should check them out.

And now, let’s take a look at each season of Idol, and see what the numbers tell us. (more…)